• 2 months ago
• few seconds ago
• last time the dinosaurs walked Earth
• about a day and a half ago
• give or take 3 weeks

Yes, very funny and amusing, but can you please, instead, just use an actual date?

Anything like
31.10.2023
11.02.2023 11:50 am
13.06.2022 15:42:34
~ will do. For the funny text-calculation that you can use in daily talk colleagues - that, you can put in the title field, that pops up when you hover with the mouse. I know that's where you can find the date right now --- so switch them. It will make the system a lot more usable and punctual.